Amazon – an online shopper’s paradise – is the catch-all for anything that is sellable. Every so often you come across something that makes you wonder what the investors or product designers where on (legal or not) to come up with such a product. Below are just 7 items sold on Amazon that are creepy or bizarre.
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Bacon Balm Lip Moisturizer
I know what you are thinking. You are so happy you found the perfect item that would make you feel complete. Who couldn’t resist yummy tasting bacon lips when using this bacon lip balm? Smelling like a diner is on everyone’s wish list. Dogs and men will be following you down the street with your chapless lips of kissable tasty bacon.
Skeleton Hands Booty Shorts Ladies Underwear
If the bacon lip balm doesn’t float your boat or if you are stuck for a gift for your girlfriend or wife (be it a birthday or other gift-demanding holiday), try these Skeleton Hands Underwear. She will surely enjoy knowing a creep has his hands on her tush for the day. Or she might feel she needs the mental support of bone-hands to keep her buttocks in place and to remind her to get her move on.
Brussel Sprout Fish Figurine
If the Skeleton Hands Underwear doesn’t fit the ideal gift, what better says “I appreciate Brussels Sprouts” or demonstrates your love of fish than a Brussels Sprout Fish Figurine. This is a must have for any home! The product inventor woke up one day and probably said, “I can make a Brussels sprout ceramic fish figurine with beady eyes, and it will be a big hit”! This is the type of an item people find in a house they just bought or rented because the old occupants couldn’t find a place for it in their new digs and just didn’t want to pack it.
Skeleton Bra Juniors T-Shirt
Skeleton Bra Juniors T-Shirt is just creepy and borderlines on offensive because it is listed as a “Juniors T-Shirt”. No Junior should ever be caught wearing Skeleton Bra Juniors T-Shirt, and any parent who allows or buys their kid this shirt should be examined. I wouldn’t want any person’s hands, even if they are painted skeleton bony hands, holding up my kid’s privates.
Kama Pootra: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop
Do you have a constipation problem? Maybe Kama Pootra: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop can help relive those bowels. The author Daniel Cole Young studied computer science and French at the University of California, Davis and Universite Stendhal in Grenoble, France. I don’t know where or when, but along the way he became a poopologist perfecting the extrusion of fecal matter and authored this book.
Flat D Flatulence Deodorizing Pad: No More Smelly Embarassing Gas
This wasn’t a Daniel Cole invention; however, maybe some of the people interested in his Kama Pootra would like Flat D Flatulence Deodorizing Pad: No More Smelly Embarassing Gas [we kept the original spelling]. You got to love the bullet point in the Amazon wording that says “Due to health and safety concerns, this item is non-returnable.”
Fun Shark Shower Cap
After reading about the Kama Pootra and the Flatuence Deodorizing Pad, you might want to take a shower. This Shark Shower Cap can help keep your body clean while keeping your bouffant dry and reminding you of Jaws. As one of the commenter’s on Amazon said “It is the manly way to shower”.
Men’s Waterproof Adult Bib, Black Tuxedo, Frenchie Mini Couture
If you really don’t like taking showers and don’t want a Shark Shower Cap, keep clean with Men’s Waterproof Adult Bib, Black Tuxedo. It is a must have the next time you eat lobster or spaghetti. This shirt-saving bib designed to keep stains away from your nice threads and is a perfect addition to your wardrobe. Don’t be surprised if your wardrobe thanks you.
Authentic Juicy Couture Miniature Dog Logo Sweater, Hat & Scarf Set
Speaking of wardrobes… Things are not complete if your pooch doesn’t have brand name threads. Here is your opportunity to get them in style. The authentic Juicy Couture Dog Logo Sweater, Hat & Scarf Set will scream you have money and are cool. I so bet Gigi of House Wives of Beverly Hills and Lisa Vanderpump of Vanderpump Rules have their dogs in this outfit.
If you discovered a bizarre or creepy thing on Amazon, list it below in our comment section. We look forward to seeing your discoveries!
